I personally find it more worrisome that some girls read magazines that are targeted toward a more adult audience like Glamour, Elle, or even Cosmopolitan. If you read some of the letters to the editor sections, you’d be shocked to find out that some of the readers are as young as 12!

Then maybe they don’t like Twilight because it DOES suggest abstinence. Maybe they would rather have their teenage daughter knocked up just so they can get on government aid.

1- They spend their entire day watching television about other mothers just so they can mock and talk smack about Kate Gosselin, Nadia Suleman, and Michelle Duggar. I guess they have no “lives” and they are jealous of other women that do.

2- If they are not watching t.v. they go shopping and blow their husband/boyfriend/significant other’s entire paycheck only to feel “guilty” and go return everything they just bought the next day.

3- If they are not watching tv or shopping they go make up a blog just so they can brag about their grocery shopping adventures, talk smack about celebrity mothers, and tear down everything else they can think of.

As for the women who actually “read” Twilight and knock it, its probably because this is the first time they actually picked up a book in 10 years and wouldn’t know good literature if it bit them on the ass.